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Roller Coasters

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

"Extreme miming"

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

'Fancy us all being afraid of wasps when there's a WHOLE nest of 'em in my drinks cabinet!'

"The new revenue stream is finally kicking in."

Fur Baby

'We just don't talk anymore, Gerald!'

Bouncy Castle. Hey, you kids, get out of my house!

Double Saxophone

"Don't worry, darling! I've set something up so the kids don't get bored on the trip."

“What if I tell you the card you are thinking of is … the Jack of Hearts ?”

Landing That Tough Account

'See if you can get them to flambe the check, too.'

Pottery Slam

Thanksgiving Turkey Fortune: "Why the silence?"

'We've run out of one-man plays - why not make it up with the rest of the drama group?'

'What happened to the guy with the harmonica?'

Ventriloquist's Doll also has a Doll.

Long Speech Alarm at Company Dinner

"Don't worry. These rosés are still fresh."

'Nice Touch!'

'Do you know the Lincolnshire poacher?'

Bumper Puncture Repair Kit.

Spoonstock.

'Here's something you need to hear...'

Adult Magician

A violinist adds balloons and bells to her bow.

Man with Yoyo, "He was never over-lavish at entertaining clients."

Jimi Hendrix Picks A Guitar

Doug Kershaw

Home Video

'I like how the band are not afraid to experiment.'

Grace Jones