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'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

Dinner at the Trapdoors

A Guide to Balloon Animals

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

"And now, a little theorem for all you lovers out there."

'He does.'

A rabbit giving another rabbit, 'rabbit ears'.

"Bruh, that is some SERIOUS kazoo."

'Fancy us all being afraid of wasps when there's a WHOLE nest of 'em in my drinks cabinet!'

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

Baxter Higgleton, word balloon artist.

Clown Wife

'Send in the Clones.'

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

"What's your occupation?"

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

Children's Entertainer

'Silly me, I brought the wrong book -- You two just swore an oath of celibacy.'

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

"I keep having these funny moods, doctor."

Clown walks balloon dog

He'd attended Julliard and done Shakespeare in the park, and he never thought he'd sink this low, but there were bills to pay, and there weren't that many jobs out there for a bottle of seltzer water.'

Guy on stilts watching a balloon dog lift its leg on his stilts. Balloon animal maker watching on.

'I play an evolving character, In the second act, I'm a piece of pie,'

Crazy old clown cat lady.

"More helium."

Sailor boy

The Amazing Mr Sausage