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Man playing a harmonica on a exercise bike bores customers in a restaurant

"I don't get it. Who doesn't love a circus?"

Dress (so to speak) rehearsal.

"Would you like to see my one-woman show about the specials?"

"Thanks, you've been a great audience. I'm Jerry and I'm here all week."

'It's some carol mimers dear.'

Ventriloquists dummy

It's true that many employers don't see degrees as ESSENTIAL...but they're still looking for more than an ability to sing 'Coldplay's Greatest hits' while balancing a pint of lager on your face.

'When the alarm clock went off this morning, he said 'I'll drink to that.''

Hors d'oeuvre?

Forcing the Rabbit to Eat the Magicians Hat.

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

Limbo Dancing Association...

A cocktail in a tuba

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

'But you know I don't have brand loyalty for anyone but you!'

"Go ahead. Press one for more options."

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls."

"Someone throw him a punchline!"

'I met my wife in unfortunate circumstances. I was single.'

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

Glance Exchange

'He's maturing early.'

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"