Playful Entertainer Gifts

Adult Magician

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

Dinner at the Trapdoors

A Guide to Balloon Animals

'He does.'

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

"And now, a little theorem for all you lovers out there."

A rabbit giving another rabbit, 'rabbit ears'.

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

"Bruh, that is some SERIOUS kazoo."

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

'Fancy us all being afraid of wasps when there's a WHOLE nest of 'em in my drinks cabinet!'

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

"What's your occupation?"

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

'Send in the Clones.'

Clown Wife

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

Baxter Higgleton, word balloon artist.

"I keep having these funny moods, doctor."

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

Dog Birthdays

Bouncy Castle. Hey, you kids, get out of my house!

He'd attended Julliard and done Shakespeare in the park, and he never thought he'd sink this low, but there were bills to pay, and there weren't that many jobs out there for a bottle of seltzer water.'

Children's Entertainer

'Silly me, I brought the wrong book -- You two just swore an oath of celibacy.'

Clown walks balloon dog

Guy on stilts watching a balloon dog lift its leg on his stilts. Balloon animal maker watching on.

Crazy old clown cat lady.

'I play an evolving character, In the second act, I'm a piece of pie,'

"More helium."

The Amazing Mr Sausage