Lighthearted Entertainer Gifts

A rabbit giving another rabbit, 'rabbit ears'.

Dinner at the Trapdoors

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

PSA Banter.

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

'Fancy us all being afraid of wasps when there's a WHOLE nest of 'em in my drinks cabinet!'

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

Daffodil bulbs

'Eh...our costume party was last Saturday!'

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

'Cycle shop' selling puncture repair kits next door to a 'Sex shop' selling inflatable dolls

“What if I tell you the card you are thinking of is … the Jack of Hearts ?”

Off Off Off Off Broadway

'It's my mother. She wants to talk to you.'

Siegfried and Roy - grand re-opening.

Man playing a harmonica on a exercise bike bores customers in a restaurant

"Listen, the first pterodactyl of spring."

Pottery Slam

'Vacuums!'

Surreal Ale Pub.

Thanksgiving Turkey Fortune: "Why the silence?"

Forcing the Rabbit to Eat the Magicians Hat.

'Henceforth, nurse Blum will be the nurse to take your blood pressure.'

Just Survived My 3rd COVID Scare Dance.

"Don't worry. These rosés are still fresh."

"Thanks, you've been a great audience. I'm Jerry and I'm here all week."

"I won't be needing you this year."

"Would you like to see my one-woman show about the specials?"

A cocktail in a tuba

"This is a stick-up."

'Hear anything good?'

'Any idea where my night vision visor is?'

Humpty Dumpty

"I don't get it. Who doesn't love a circus?"

Adult Magician