Lighthearted Player Gifts

Golf mole

'Don't jump, Lou! I'm sure you're not the first golfer to get a thirty-two on this hole!'

Dinner at the Trapdoors

PSA Banter.

At the 2021 Religious Games

A rabbit giving another rabbit, 'rabbit ears'.

We're willing to flee temptation, if we can leave a forwarding address.

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

'Eh...our costume party was last Saturday!'

'What are you giving up for Lent this year?' - 'Anchovies.' - 'I thought you hated anchovies?' - 'I do. Care for a cookie instead?' - 'Lent is supposed to be about challenge and sacrifice!' - 'Play to win, Baby!'

'It's my mother. She wants to talk to you.'

Siegfried and Roy - grand re-opening.

A Dragon has a picnic with a Maiden.

Second-hand Slander and Innuendo £10

"His face may be in the gutter, but his bum's looking up at the stars."

A powerful tennis serve loosens the strings of a tennis racquet.

"But Mom said to ask YOU!"

Frankly, I'm not as interested in resisting temptation as I am in finding it!

'I see you've been chasing parked cars again. Wanna talk about it?'

'I had multiple personalities.'

"Hail to thee, blithe spirit!"

Goalie Wall.

"Some prop-forward he's turned out to be."

"Can we role-play a couple who are too tired to have sex?"

'Frankly, I don't remember why I called this meeting.'

"This is a stick-up."

Humpty Dumpty

'Hear anything good?'

"Oh, I don't mind being called 'Reaper', it's the 'Grim' part that gets me...my name is actually Darryl and I'm a pretty happy guy!"

"I won't be needing you this year."

'Could you guys do your bungee jumping somewhere else?'

Wheels for all purposes.

Carpet cleaning

'Yes, some mornings I do wake up grumpy - but only if he's oversleeping'

If there are eclipses of the sun and eclipses of the moon, how come there are never any eclipses of the earth? Can we continue this tomorrow? It's getting dark.