Lighthearted Player Pillows

Golf mole

'Don't jump, Lou! I'm sure you're not the first golfer to get a thirty-two on this hole!'

Dinner at the Trapdoors

PSA Banter.

At the 2021 Religious Games

A rabbit giving another rabbit, 'rabbit ears'.

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

'Eh...our costume party was last Saturday!'

'What are you giving up for Lent this year?' - 'Anchovies.' - 'I thought you hated anchovies?' - 'I do. Care for a cookie instead?' - 'Lent is supposed to be about challenge and sacrifice!' - 'Play to win, Baby!'

Siegfried and Roy - grand re-opening.

'It's my mother. She wants to talk to you.'

"His face may be in the gutter, but his bum's looking up at the stars."

A Dragon has a picnic with a Maiden.

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A powerful tennis serve loosens the strings of a tennis racquet.

'I see you've been chasing parked cars again. Wanna talk about it?'

'I had multiple personalities.'

"Hail to thee, blithe spirit!"

Goalie Wall.

"But Mom said to ask YOU!"

"Some prop-forward he's turned out to be."

"Can we role-play a couple who are too tired to have sex?"

'Frankly, I don't remember why I called this meeting.'

"Oh, I don't mind being called 'Reaper', it's the 'Grim' part that gets me...my name is actually Darryl and I'm a pretty happy guy!"

Humpty Dumpty

'Hear anything good?'

"I won't be needing you this year."

'Could you guys do your bungee jumping somewhere else?'

Carpet cleaning

Wheels for all purposes.

'Yes, some mornings I do wake up grumpy - but only if he's oversleeping'

Pigeon Breeders' Association.

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