Light-hearted Performer Pillows

Siegfried and Roy - grand re-opening.

Dinner at the Trapdoors

A disgruntled employee chain-sawes hois boss's desk in two.Boss says:'Alright Smith, I'll stop referring to the employees as 'oopsy daisies'.'

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

"This stool shall pass."

Get crazy once in a while

A rabbit giving another rabbit, 'rabbit ears'.

"Bruh, that is some SERIOUS kazoo."

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

'While you're 'fixing' my private parts, could you give me a loaner pair?'

Stand-up comic/ceo: 'A funny thing happened on the way to the board meeting...'

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

Daffodil bulbs

'Cycle shop' selling puncture repair kits next door to a 'Sex shop' selling inflatable dolls

'I play an evolving character, In the second act, I'm a piece of pie,'

"More helium."

"In closing, I'd just like to say you've been a great crowd, folks. Don't forget to tip your waitress, and I hope this final number breaks your heart the way show business broke mine."

"I'm thinking action roles might not really be your thing."

Sailor boy

A woman playing the flute

"This may seem counter intuitive, but maybe the solution is to lighten up."

Preachers with far too much input

"Listen, the first pterodactyl of spring."

Surreal Ale Pub.

CFL bulb and ice cream cone fall in love

Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the Lord my soul to keep and with the sun if I've found death, please excuse my morning breath.

'Vacuums!'

"Nice try, Frank. Mother is still coming for the weekend."

'Fancy a good time - no strings attached?'

Pogo Cellist

'Let's get some play-doh and make happy masks.'

'But seriously, folks... Who knows how many blondes it takes to screw in my latest invention?'

'I need an officer to respond to a report of a stolen donut truck.'

"Your Covid-19 Test Results Are In..."

Just Survived My 3rd COVID Scare Dance.