Light-hearted Performer Pillows

Siegfried and Roy - grand re-opening.

Dinner at the Trapdoors

A disgruntled employee chain-sawes hois boss's desk in two.Boss says:'Alright Smith, I'll stop referring to the employees as 'oopsy daisies'.'

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

Get crazy once in a while

A rabbit giving another rabbit, 'rabbit ears'.

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

"Bruh, that is some SERIOUS kazoo."

'While you're 'fixing' my private parts, could you give me a loaner pair?'

Stand-up comic/ceo: 'A funny thing happened on the way to the board meeting...'

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

Daffodil bulbs

'Cycle shop' selling puncture repair kits next door to a 'Sex shop' selling inflatable dolls

'I play an evolving character, In the second act, I'm a piece of pie,'

A woman playing the flute

"More helium."

"In closing, I'd just like to say you've been a great crowd, folks. Don't forget to tip your waitress, and I hope this final number breaks your heart the way show business broke mine."

Sailor boy

"I'm thinking action roles might not really be your thing."

"This may seem counter intuitive, but maybe the solution is to lighten up."

"Nice try, Frank. Mother is still coming for the weekend."

"Listen, the first pterodactyl of spring."

Surreal Ale Pub.

'Vacuums!'

CFL bulb and ice cream cone fall in love

Preachers with far too much input

'Fancy a good time - no strings attached?'

Pogo Cellist

Travelling with Child Sketchbook - day 5

'Let's get some play-doh and make happy masks.'

"Your Covid-19 Test Results Are In..."

'But seriously, folks... Who knows how many blondes it takes to screw in my latest invention?'

Just Survived My 3rd COVID Scare Dance.