Lighthearted Entertainer Pillows

A rabbit giving another rabbit, 'rabbit ears'.

Dinner at the Trapdoors

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

PSA Banter.

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

'Fancy us all being afraid of wasps when there's a WHOLE nest of 'em in my drinks cabinet!'

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

Daffodil bulbs

'Eh...our costume party was last Saturday!'

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

'Cycle shop' selling puncture repair kits next door to a 'Sex shop' selling inflatable dolls

“What if I tell you the card you are thinking of is … the Jack of Hearts ?”

'It's my mother. She wants to talk to you.'

Siegfried and Roy - grand re-opening.

Off Off Off Off Broadway

Man playing a harmonica on a exercise bike bores customers in a restaurant

Pottery Slam

"Listen, the first pterodactyl of spring."

'Vacuums!'

Surreal Ale Pub.

'Henceforth, nurse Blum will be the nurse to take your blood pressure.'

Forcing the Rabbit to Eat the Magicians Hat.

Just Survived My 3rd COVID Scare Dance.

"Don't worry. These rosés are still fresh."

"I won't be needing you this year."

"Would you like to see my one-woman show about the specials?"

"I don't get it. Who doesn't love a circus?"

"Thanks, you've been a great audience. I'm Jerry and I'm here all week."

'Any idea where my night vision visor is?'

'Hear anything good?'

Humpty Dumpty

A cocktail in a tuba

'Could you guys do your bungee jumping somewhere else?'

Carpet cleaning