Lighthearted Reveler Pillows

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

Dinner at the Trapdoors

A rabbit giving another rabbit, 'rabbit ears'.

Laughing Zone Ahead

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

'Just look at him- a fool and his money are soon partying!'

'What are you giving up for Lent this year?' - 'Anchovies.' - 'I thought you hated anchovies?' - 'I do. Care for a cookie instead?' - 'Lent is supposed to be about challenge and sacrifice!' - 'Play to win, Baby!'

'Do you come here often?'

"At my age, your legs and bowels begin to go."

"Let's just say my teacher and I agreed to disagree."

A Dragon has a picnic with a Maiden.

"Wanna go out?"

"Hail to thee, blithe spirit!"

Frankly, I'm not as interested in resisting temptation as I am in finding it!

"Some prop-forward he's turned out to be."

"Can we role-play a couple who are too tired to have sex?"

'Would you believe, all this is just part of a new reality show?'

'Good news, folks - no attack today!'

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

'Hope 2010 is living up to your bubbly enthusiasm of last night and early this morning'

"Stay back. I don't know what he's got, but I'm afraid it's catching."

Carpet cleaning

'My husband's lost his sex drive.'

"Don't worry, she's still alcohol aware."

Every morning, the 'who's gonna be first?' cold seat standoff.

'Sorry we're late, we lost three days following one of those Chinese lanterns.'

Bumper Car Police Chase.

"John, how are you gonna Baptize me when you throw like a girl?"

'When you get closed down I'd be willing to take any dirty books off your hands.'

"Call me!"

"Happy National Pride Month."

"The delight of an evening cocktail is hard to overstate."

"The vasectomy clinic? Go past the barbers, left at the scissor factory, cut through the bollards and it's opposite the sewing machine shop."

Ratted!

'He's whooping it up again.'