Lighthearted Reader Pillows

'When you get closed down I'd be willing to take any dirty books off your hands.'

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

Laughing Zone Ahead

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

"Life after death"

"You're suffering from extreme laziness."

Shall I be mother?

A Dragon has a picnic with a Maiden.

'Something needs to be done about the surgery room lights.'

"You know you're getting old when you need a hearing aid to hear your bones creak."

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'If you must laugh, will you do it in the humour section please?'

"Can we role-play a couple who are too tired to have sex?"

'I'm looking for something not too heavy.'

'Good news, folks - no attack today!'

The Invention of the Tea Light

Giving thanks.

'Take it for stress. It helps to laugh at yourself.'

'My husband's lost his sex drive.'

Spiro & Pusho go hunting.

"You just had to ask him how he was doing, didn't you?"

'Let me put it this way...don't start watching any miniseries on TV.'

'Sorry we're late, we lost three days following one of those Chinese lanterns.'

Police Lineup

Flo's Christmas Lights: 'I really like what you've done with yawr Christmas lights this yeaw Flo.'

"It's new reading light."

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Bumper Car Police Chase.

"Dinner's almost ready, you better not have eaten anything on the way home!"

"Don't eat so fast"

A credit to his species...

'Yeah, you're probably right: She's not worth fighting over... Wanna do Heads or Tails?'

"Could you supersize these grades, Ms. Bain?"