Leisurely Reader Pillows

"Life after death"

Mr. Sloth #3; Bathroom Break. What are you doing in there, reading War and Peace?

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

"Walkies, Gerald!"

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

'I play so hard that I have no time to work hard.'

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

"I AM at my usual position."

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

"What's he doing? A nap in the middle of a work day? Oh, I like this..."

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

"Well Earned Vacation"

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

Problem Solving

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

Table tennis.

'Chicken soup for dummies who don't sweat the small stuff.'

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

"Just the slippers is fine!"

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

"We should get out to the country more often."

"Fetch me another Sculpin IPA."

Trivia/Great Literature.

Introducing Ambient Books: No beginning...no middle...no end...just a bunch of sentences specially written to soothe and relax the reader.

9-5, 5-9

A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.

'He's very particular about how far we walk.'

'My husband likes to have everything handy during TV commercials.'