Leisurely Shopper Pillows

Slowsave.

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

'I play so hard that I have no time to work hard.'

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

Cut Price

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

A women in a shoeshop.

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"I shop, therefore I am."

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

"What's he doing? A nap in the middle of a work day? Oh, I like this..."

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

A young couple selects items from a shop.

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

Problem Solving

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

"Life after death"

"Well Earned Vacation"

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

Table tennis.

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

Hips may appear larger than they actually are.

"We should get out to the country more often."

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."