Leisurely Shopper Pillows

Slowsave.

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

'I play so hard that I have no time to work hard.'

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

Cut Price

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

A women in a shoeshop.

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"I shop, therefore I am."

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

"What's he doing? A nap in the middle of a work day? Oh, I like this..."

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

A young couple selects items from a shop.

Problem Solving

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

"Well Earned Vacation"

"Life after death"

Table tennis.

"We should get out to the country more often."

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

Hips may appear larger than they actually are.

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'