Relaxed Shoppers Pillows

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

"We can do this the easy way or the Hitchcockian way."

'The market goes up, the market goes down. And that's our business report.'

Flotation Device on the Phone

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 8.

Nobody warned Marge that a side effect of a hip replacement is feeling more hippy.

'The Stock Market opened today, but just barely.'

"After the truffle season peaks, we like to kick back and do a little clamming."

The Adventures of Morton - Reincarnation.

Go with the flow. Life's a beach.

'Let's see what's going on in the mouse house.'

"I manage to avoid jetlag by just catching an earlier flight..."

Mr. Clean Enough

"Hey, Ben! We're in Maine now. We don't have to perform."

'Drunk'

"Sorry I'm late. Argos was a nightmare."

"Shopping was stress-free this year because I started early and didn't give a s**t what I bought."

'Now that we've moved to this nudist colony, I suppose we should send everyone a change of undress notice!'

"Stay tuned to 6, the channel to snooze by."

Thanks for house sitting!

Slowsave.

'Because we're seniors and can do whatever we want!!'

"Only twelve more hours to go, what are you hoping to bag?!!"

'My spring cleaning got spring fever.'

"I'm going to recommend we switch to Plan B, which I like to call 'Go with the flow'."

"For the last time, stop saying 'Let's just wing it'!"

Club 18-30, Club 30-45

Beach days.

The Shopped Elsewhere: 'They take their loyalty card scheme very seriously at this supermarket.'

'Never mind looking for buried treasure. Just dig clams; okay?'

'Sorry, I forgot to tell you, the cricket has been cancelled.'