Light-hearted Shopper Pillows

'Because we're seniors and can do whatever we want!!'

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

'What can you get with a quarter?'

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

New Age Office Supplies Catalog.

The Bargain Brand

How much would you take off for cash?

'Cool, a wheel. Now you can take me shopping.'

'I wish you'd buy another hat!'

Mom & Pop Grocerette

Man stands in front of rows of kangaroos next to a sign that reads "Final Clearance - Entire stock of kanagroos".

Santa checking out sleigh beds.

"Tia Carmen! We're at Plaza Mall...not Flaco's Flea Market!"

'It's time you booked yourself into rehab!'

"Honey, while you're out, could you pick up some bric-a-brac?"

Buying roses - 'You got any with no stem?'

Yard Sale: Like-New Kitchen Gadgets

Twenty-first century baby walker

"I don't need one, Gracie. My shopping list is very simple! Things I have a coupon for and things that are on sale!"

'I got mine at a garage sale for only 99 cents.'

Eulogy: I shopped Til I Dropped

"If you don't give us your email address we show up at your house."

The 29p Shop

'This could be a swell time to buy our selves out!'

"Foreign wines have ruined me for domestics. I still shop local, but I gripe global."

"Shopping was stress-free this year because I started early and didn't give a s**t what I bought."

'SHOP!!!'

'Hi, yourself.'

Ladies Lingerie.

Pound sign being cut in half.

'We don't call it 'plus size' anymore, we call it 'extra fun'.'

High Street