Light-hearted Shopper Gifts

'Because we're seniors and can do whatever we want!!'

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

'What can you get with a quarter?'

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

The Bargain Brand

New Age Office Supplies Catalog.

How much would you take off for cash?

'Cool, a wheel. Now you can take me shopping.'

I'm not buying a $25 set of boring hooded towels off a big box store baby shower registry. Mom fights the man! The local baby boutique will have a hipper selection. So true! Catch those adorable all-organic, artist-designed towels! Cute! And only $55 each! My pretentions are never cheap!

Man stands in front of rows of kangaroos next to a sign that reads "Final Clearance - Entire stock of kanagroos".

Mom & Pop Grocerette

'I wish you'd buy another hat!'

Santa checking out sleigh beds.

Yard Sale: Like-New Kitchen Gadgets

Buying roses - 'You got any with no stem?'

"Honey, while you're out, could you pick up some bric-a-brac?"

Twenty-first century baby walker

"Tia Carmen! We're at Plaza Mall...not Flaco's Flea Market!"

"I don't need one, Gracie. My shopping list is very simple! Things I have a coupon for and things that are on sale!"

'It's time you booked yourself into rehab!'

'I got mine at a garage sale for only 99 cents.'

The 29p Shop

'Hi, yourself.'

Eulogy: I shopped Til I Dropped

'SHOP!!!'

"Foreign wines have ruined me for domestics. I still shop local, but I gripe global."

Ladies Lingerie.

"Shopping was stress-free this year because I started early and didn't give a s**t what I bought."

'This could be a swell time to buy our selves out!'

"If you don't give us your email address we show up at your house."

Pound sign being cut in half.

'We don't call it 'plus size' anymore, we call it 'extra fun'.'