Shopper With A Sense Of Humor Gifts

'Wow! Look at that one! It's got a flaming aardvark on the label! That's got to be good!'

Santa checking out sleigh beds.

Breakages must be paid for

Man stands in front of rows of kangaroos next to a sign that reads "Final Clearance - Entire stock of kanagroos".

Man returning hat to customer services

'Instead of BOGOFs, I'm going to offer FUCOFs.' 'Right, what does that stand for?' 'Stand for?'

Sale: You can charge it.

left a bit. Now down on the right..no left..

Fancy, Extra Fancy, and Reality Fruits

"Mom thought she was at one of those new Amazon Go stores where you walk out without paying. She needs bail money!"

"You can't find the menswear department? Oh, I'm sorry, Sir- I was standing in front of it."

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

"Where can I find the lefts?"

Don't tell my wife. Dragon head.

'How much would you take off for cash?'

"I think he said he wants to buy 'just the one'. You'd better fetch the manager"

"Sorry, Martin, but because you're the weakest link in our food chain here, you're fired."

"How much is the sign?"

'SALE! One Million Dollars Per Bike!!' by saying, 'I figure that if I sell just one, I can retire.'

Shop signs.

Great moments in shopping

"Let's see now; rat's gizzard, bats wings, eye of newt....oh, yes. And cornflakes!"

Maze Leading to a Cheese Shop

Low income vampires.

"I often think of the 'Hereafter'. When I'm shopping I'm always asking myself 'What am I here after?'"

'SHOP!!!'

Woman in a card shop sees an 'Out Of Section' - Patience, Of Work, Nowhere, Your Mind.

"I'm not sure. Maybe it's my wife's butt size I'm thinking of!"

Fresh milk - Self service

"Uh, sir...madam...the sign just meant for customers to sit or lay on the mattress to see how comfortable...oh my!"

Kevin's concerns over horsemeat in the beefburgers evaporated when he passed the frozen fish cabinet.

Snowman tries on carrot noses.

Directions.

I shopped in the Garden of Eden.

no nonsense or ridiculous pantyhose.