Laugh-out-loud Shopper Gifts

Snowman tries on carrot noses.

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

Don't tell my wife. Dragon head.

"How much is the sign?"

Man stands in front of rows of kangaroos next to a sign that reads "Final Clearance - Entire stock of kanagroos".

'SALE! One Million Dollars Per Bike!!' by saying, 'I figure that if I sell just one, I can retire.'

Shop assistant falling in love with a customer

Santa checking out sleigh beds.

"Let's see now; rat's gizzard, bats wings, eye of newt....oh, yes. And cornflakes!"

If you don't see what you want, buy something you don't want!

Shop signs.

Great moments in shopping

'Hi, yourself.'

"I'm not sure. Maybe it's my wife's butt size I'm thinking of!"

Fresh milk - Self service

'Is it my fault the supermarket trolley had a mind of its own?'

"Honestly, I think this was a waste of money."

Supermarket trolley repairs

'I'm still looking for love.'

Breakages must be paid for

Bed, Bath & Younder

'The store was out of light bulbs, so I got lite beer instead.'

Market items.

I shopped in the Garden of Eden.

no nonsense or ridiculous pantyhose.

"You can't find the menswear department? Oh, I'm sorry, Sir- I was standing in front of it."

'We can travel across the universe with lightspeed but we will never be able to find shoes on the internet that fits our size.'

Dysfunctional family size products

'Lady, your 'just browsing' is costing me 23 security cameras and 3 floor detectives.'

'Wow! Look at that one! It's got a flaming aardvark on the label! That's got to be good!'

Help! You've got me surrounded!

"I'm difficult to shop for. I wear a size extra medium."

(Visual gag) FITTING ROOMS People having fits in special rooms

Sale: You can charge it.