Comical Shoppers Gifts

Help! You've got me surrounded!

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

Jungle Stores.

They get into debt so fast these days...

Don't tell my wife. Dragon head.

Seven deadly sins shopping plaza

'I'm home, Honey! Come see what I picked up at the Farmers Market!'

"They weren't doing a two for one on moisturisers, low fat yogurt or muesli then!!"

"How much is the sign?"

A sign outside the "Museum of Modern Gift Items" reads "T-shirts of the Masters Sale".

Clown in supermarket looking at a tin of Canned Laughter.

'How do I know if it's seaworthy?'

"So the only way to save the economy is to spend what we haven't got - plus ca change - moin ca change!"

'SALE! One Million Dollars Per Bike!!' by saying, 'I figure that if I sell just one, I can retire.'

Pirate trying on parrots.

White Sale

Maze Leading to a Cheese Shop

If you don't see what you want, buy something you don't want!

Great moments in shopping

"Let's see now; rat's gizzard, bats wings, eye of newt....oh, yes. And cornflakes!"

Shop signs.

"I'm not sure. Maybe it's my wife's butt size I'm thinking of!"

'When will you learn? You're only paying for the label!'

"If there are more than two people in front of you - we will open another superstore."

Mail-Order Yard Sale

"Classic ballcap $79.95. White, black, red or blue. Adjustable. One size fits all."

Poor Holiday Gift Choice...The Lucifer 2500, Talking GPS Device.

"... And you said this was you and your husband's first time shopping at Costco?"

"Sometimes I like to browse the men's section just to screw with the patriarchy."

Fresh milk - Self service

'Dear, if the GPS can't find your nutritional yeast flakes, how can I?'

Mother Nature's Health Foods

"Thank YOU Amazon!"

'Sometimes I ask myself, 'What would good King Wenceslaus think about all this?''

Snowman tries on carrot noses.