Whimsical Shoppers Gifts

'Excuse me sir, but that's my wife...this is your bag of potatoes.'

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

Rocking Horse

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

Jungle Stores.

Unfinished Funiture Store.

St. Patricks Day Shamrock Outfit

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

Unusual Offers

"Okay, lets see what we have here."

Shampoo and Salad Dressing.

"Extra large sanitary pads and extra small ones, pads for the night..."

Armstrong, the new Ybox game console comes out next week. I've got to get in line at Computer Villa. Nope. You are callous and inhumane. Fortunately, I have a backup plan. Computer Villa sale! If anyone cuts, chew their nose off.

'Triple-headed razors?... Aisle seven.'

'Please enter your pin now.'

"Hibernation - here I come..!"

'I'm home, Honey! Come see what I picked up at the Farmers Market!'

Jumble Sale

"Does it come with magnets?"

"They weren't doing a two for one on moisturisers, low fat yogurt or muesli then!!"

(Direct to the Consumer)

'Gee, these are great, are they dishwasher proof?'

'Can we move the beef jerky a smidge and display our organic cleanser?'

Clown in supermarket looking at a tin of Canned Laughter.

Pet shop with recipes stand outside.

'Look, we have 7 and we have 5 . . . I make that 75 �' the number of your house!'

Shop assistant falling in love with a customer

"So the only way to save the economy is to spend what we haven't got - plus ca change - moin ca change!"

Shoppers of Mystery.

Sale - Eyepod.

'Got any cud flavour?'

'I can't tell you what I spent for reasons of national security.'

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