Whimsical Shoppers Gifts

'Excuse me sir, but that's my wife...this is your bag of potatoes.'

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

Rocking Horse

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

Jungle Stores.

Unfinished Funiture Store.

St. Patricks Day Shamrock Outfit

"Okay, lets see what we have here."

Unusual Offers

Shampoo and Salad Dressing.

"Extra large sanitary pads and extra small ones, pads for the night..."

'Triple-headed razors?... Aisle seven.'

'Please enter your pin now.'

Jumble Sale

(Direct to the Consumer)

'I'm home, Honey! Come see what I picked up at the Farmers Market!'

"Does it come with magnets?"

"Hibernation - here I come..!"

"They weren't doing a two for one on moisturisers, low fat yogurt or muesli then!!"

'Gee, these are great, are they dishwasher proof?'

'Can we move the beef jerky a smidge and display our organic cleanser?'

'Look, we have 7 and we have 5 . . . I make that 75 �' the number of your house!'

Clown in supermarket looking at a tin of Canned Laughter.

"So the only way to save the economy is to spend what we haven't got - plus ca change - moin ca change!"

Pet shop with recipes stand outside.

Shop assistant falling in love with a customer

Shoppers of Mystery.

'I can't tell you what I spent for reasons of national security.'

'Just the fresh chicken.'

White Sale

Maze Leading to a Cheese Shop

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