Whimsical Shopper Gifts

'I'll take fifty pairs, thanks...'

Maze Leading to a Cheese Shop

Jungle Stores.

Clown in supermarket looking at a tin of Canned Laughter.

White Sale

Just for the Smell of It - Candle Shop.

'Only you could use this weather as a excuse to panic buy shoes.'

'I'm home, Honey! Come see what I picked up at the Farmers Market!'

"Look dear. . . I bought two farmers!!"

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

Unfinished Funiture Store.

Unusual Offers

They get into debt so fast these days...

"Okay, lets see what we have here."

Shampoo and Salad Dressing.

"Extra large sanitary pads and extra small ones, pads for the night..."

Seven deadly sins shopping plaza

'Please enter your pin now.'

'Triple-headed razors?... Aisle seven.'

(Direct to the Consumer)

"Hibernation - here I come..!"

"Does it come with magnets?"

Jumble Sale

"They weren't doing a two for one on moisturisers, low fat yogurt or muesli then!!"

'Gee, these are great, are they dishwasher proof?'

'Can we move the beef jerky a smidge and display our organic cleanser?'

A sign outside the "Museum of Modern Gift Items" reads "T-shirts of the Masters Sale".

Cash Rebate

Pet shop with recipes stand outside.

'How do I know if it's seaworthy?'

'Look, we have 7 and we have 5 . . . I make that 75 �' the number of your house!'

'Jack and the Beanie stock'

Shoppers of Mystery.