Whimsical Shopper T-Shirts

'I'll take fifty pairs, thanks...'

Maze Leading to a Cheese Shop

Jungle Stores.

Clown in supermarket looking at a tin of Canned Laughter.

White Sale

Just for the Smell of It - Candle Shop.

'Only you could use this weather as a excuse to panic buy shoes.'

'I'm home, Honey! Come see what I picked up at the Farmers Market!'

"Look dear. . . I bought two farmers!!"

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

Unfinished Funiture Store.

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

Unusual Offers

"Okay, lets see what we have here."

They get into debt so fast these days...

Shampoo and Salad Dressing.

"Extra large sanitary pads and extra small ones, pads for the night..."

'Please enter your pin now.'

Armstrong, the new Ybox game console comes out next week. I've got to get in line at Computer Villa. Nope. You are callous and inhumane. Fortunately, I have a backup plan. Computer Villa sale! If anyone cuts, chew their nose off.

'Triple-headed razors?... Aisle seven.'

Seven deadly sins shopping plaza

"Does it come with magnets?"

"They weren't doing a two for one on moisturisers, low fat yogurt or muesli then!!"

(Direct to the Consumer)

Jumble Sale

"Hibernation - here I come..!"

'Gee, these are great, are they dishwasher proof?'

'Can we move the beef jerky a smidge and display our organic cleanser?'

'Look, we have 7 and we have 5 . . . I make that 75 �' the number of your house!'

'How do I know if it's seaworthy?'

Cash Rebate

'Jack and the Beanie stock'

Pet shop with recipes stand outside.