Humorous Shopper T-Shirts

"Buying a tent won't make you a camper, Arthur. It will, however, make you a shopper."

no nonsense or ridiculous pantyhose.

I shopped in the Garden of Eden.

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

Jungle Stores.

Don't tell my wife. Dragon head.

They get into debt so fast these days...

Seven deadly sins shopping plaza

'I'm home, Honey! Come see what I picked up at the Farmers Market!'

"How much is the sign?"

A sign outside the "Museum of Modern Gift Items" reads "T-shirts of the Masters Sale".

Clown in supermarket looking at a tin of Canned Laughter.

'How do I know if it's seaworthy?'

Man stands in front of rows of kangaroos next to a sign that reads "Final Clearance - Entire stock of kanagroos".

'SALE! One Million Dollars Per Bike!!' by saying, 'I figure that if I sell just one, I can retire.'

"So the only way to save the economy is to spend what we haven't got - plus ca change - moin ca change!"

Santa checking out sleigh beds.

Maze Leading to a Cheese Shop

White Sale

Great moments in shopping

If you don't see what you want, buy something you don't want!

"Let's see now; rat's gizzard, bats wings, eye of newt....oh, yes. And cornflakes!"

Shop signs.

"Classic ballcap $79.95. White, black, red or blue. Adjustable. One size fits all."

'When will you learn? You're only paying for the label!'

"If there are more than two people in front of you - we will open another superstore."

Mail-Order Yard Sale

"I'm not sure. Maybe it's my wife's butt size I'm thinking of!"

Poor Holiday Gift Choice...The Lucifer 2500, Talking GPS Device.

'Hi, yourself.'

"Sometimes I like to browse the men's section just to screw with the patriarchy."

Fresh milk - Self service

Mother Nature's Health Foods

'Sometimes I ask myself, 'What would good King Wenceslaus think about all this?''

Supermarket trolley repairs