Humorous Shopper Pillows

"Buying a tent won't make you a camper, Arthur. It will, however, make you a shopper."

no nonsense or ridiculous pantyhose.

I shopped in the Garden of Eden.

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

Jungle Stores.

They get into debt so fast these days...

Seven deadly sins shopping plaza

'I'm home, Honey! Come see what I picked up at the Farmers Market!'

"How much is the sign?"

A sign outside the "Museum of Modern Gift Items" reads "T-shirts of the Masters Sale".

'SALE! One Million Dollars Per Bike!!' by saying, 'I figure that if I sell just one, I can retire.'

'How do I know if it's seaworthy?'

"So the only way to save the economy is to spend what we haven't got - plus ca change - moin ca change!"

Man stands in front of rows of kangaroos next to a sign that reads "Final Clearance - Entire stock of kanagroos".

Clown in supermarket looking at a tin of Canned Laughter.

Santa checking out sleigh beds.

Great moments in shopping

Maze Leading to a Cheese Shop

"Let's see now; rat's gizzard, bats wings, eye of newt....oh, yes. And cornflakes!"

White Sale

If you don't see what you want, buy something you don't want!

'When will you learn? You're only paying for the label!'

"Classic ballcap $79.95. White, black, red or blue. Adjustable. One size fits all."

"I'm not sure. Maybe it's my wife's butt size I'm thinking of!"

"Sometimes I like to browse the men's section just to screw with the patriarchy."

"If there are more than two people in front of you - we will open another superstore."

'Hi, yourself.'

Mail-Order Yard Sale

Poor Holiday Gift Choice...The Lucifer 2500, Talking GPS Device.

Fresh milk - Self service

Snowman tries on carrot noses.

"Thank YOU Amazon!"

'Sometimes I ask myself, 'What would good King Wenceslaus think about all this?''

Supermarket trolley repairs

Kevin's concerns over horsemeat in the beefburgers evaporated when he passed the frozen fish cabinet.