Comical Shoppers Pillows

Help! You've got me surrounded!

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

Jungle Stores.

They get into debt so fast these days...

Seven deadly sins shopping plaza

"They weren't doing a two for one on moisturisers, low fat yogurt or muesli then!!"

'I'm home, Honey! Come see what I picked up at the Farmers Market!'

"How much is the sign?"

'How do I know if it's seaworthy?'

A sign outside the "Museum of Modern Gift Items" reads "T-shirts of the Masters Sale".

Clown in supermarket looking at a tin of Canned Laughter.

"So the only way to save the economy is to spend what we haven't got - plus ca change - moin ca change!"

'SALE! One Million Dollars Per Bike!!' by saying, 'I figure that if I sell just one, I can retire.'

Pirate trying on parrots.

If you don't see what you want, buy something you don't want!

Great moments in shopping

"Let's see now; rat's gizzard, bats wings, eye of newt....oh, yes. And cornflakes!"

Maze Leading to a Cheese Shop

White Sale

"I'm not sure. Maybe it's my wife's butt size I'm thinking of!"

"... And you said this was you and your husband's first time shopping at Costco?"

'When will you learn? You're only paying for the label!'

"If there are more than two people in front of you - we will open another superstore."

"Classic ballcap $79.95. White, black, red or blue. Adjustable. One size fits all."

Poor Holiday Gift Choice...The Lucifer 2500, Talking GPS Device.

Mail-Order Yard Sale

"Sometimes I like to browse the men's section just to screw with the patriarchy."

Fresh milk - Self service

"Thank YOU Amazon!"

Snowman tries on carrot noses.

'Sometimes I ask myself, 'What would good King Wenceslaus think about all this?''

Mother Nature's Health Foods

"You want the extended warranty for this disposal razor."

Kevin's concerns over horsemeat in the beefburgers evaporated when he passed the frozen fish cabinet.