Comedy Shopper Pillows

Adam's apples.

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

Don't tell my wife. Dragon head.

They get into debt so fast these days...

'Are referees black with white stripes or white with black stripes?'

Seven deadly sins shopping plaza

"They weren't doing a two for one on moisturisers, low fat yogurt or muesli then!!"

"How much is the sign?"

A sign outside the "Museum of Modern Gift Items" reads "T-shirts of the Masters Sale".

'SALE! One Million Dollars Per Bike!!' by saying, 'I figure that if I sell just one, I can retire.'

"So the only way to save the economy is to spend what we haven't got - plus ca change - moin ca change!"

'How do I know if it's seaworthy?'

Shop signs.

If you don't see what you want, buy something you don't want!

Low income vampires.

Great moments in shopping

"Let's see now; rat's gizzard, bats wings, eye of newt....oh, yes. And cornflakes!"

'When will you learn? You're only paying for the label!'

"If there are more than two people in front of you - we will open another superstore."

"... And you said this was you and your husband's first time shopping at Costco?"

Mail-Order Yard Sale

Poor Holiday Gift Choice...The Lucifer 2500, Talking GPS Device.

"I'm not sure. Maybe it's my wife's butt size I'm thinking of!"

"Sometimes I like to browse the men's section just to screw with the patriarchy."

"Classic ballcap $79.95. White, black, red or blue. Adjustable. One size fits all."

Fresh milk - Self service

'Sometimes I ask myself, 'What would good King Wenceslaus think about all this?''

'Dear, if the GPS can't find your nutritional yeast flakes, how can I?'

"You want the extended warranty for this disposal razor."

Kevin's concerns over horsemeat in the beefburgers evaporated when he passed the frozen fish cabinet.

Mother Nature's Health Foods

"Thank YOU Amazon!"

Foods that are bad for you. Foods that are really bad for you.

'Unexpected item in bagging area.'

Market items.