Comedic Shoppers Pillows

"... And you said this was you and your husband's first time shopping at Costco?"

'Hold on, I think I dropped a glove...'

Surf Casting

Jungle Stores.

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

Don't tell my wife. Dragon head.

'Gents toilet? Ah, got me there...'

'Look at that! Our first big snowfall, Timmy!'

'Oh that's weird! i just had a shiver go down my wallet. My wife must have just bought something.'

"They weren't doing a two for one on moisturisers, low fat yogurt or muesli then!!"

'I'm home, Honey! Come see what I picked up at the Farmers Market!'

'The hair plugs are that noticeable, huh?'

"I've designed the logo for your new social media app. It's a dirty laundry basket."

Clown in supermarket looking at a tin of Canned Laughter.

"Wife and two hernias to support!"

If you don't see what you want, buy something you don't want!

'I don't mind you buying the camouflage suit at the mall, but did you have to wear it home.?

Private View.

Maze Leading to a Cheese Shop

White Sale

'I know you felt great after ten laps around the track, Mr. Fandella, but remember you were driving.'

Darth Vader advertises nasal strips.

'Mum! There's something in the paddling pool.'

"I'm not sure. Maybe it's my wife's butt size I'm thinking of!"

Authentic signed Holy Grail

Donald Trump Christmas card

Man catching shark with his foot

'Dear, if the GPS can't find your nutritional yeast flakes, how can I?'

Shape Up in the New Year. It's ironic, I let my gym membership lapse because I needed to tighten my belt.

"That's it?"

Coffee tables styled as espresso, Americano and tall skinny latte.

She had an impressive collection of hotel toiletries.

Al's Bar, All You Can Drink $375.

"Sorry, if you want a dial tone, there will be an extra charge on your phone bill"

'It's going to cost you extra if you want me to be honest with you.'