Comedic Shoppers Pillows

"... And you said this was you and your husband's first time shopping at Costco?"

'Hold on, I think I dropped a glove...'

Surf Casting

Jungle Stores.

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

'Look at that! Our first big snowfall, Timmy!'

'Oh that's weird! i just had a shiver go down my wallet. My wife must have just bought something.'

'Gents toilet? Ah, got me there...'

'I'm home, Honey! Come see what I picked up at the Farmers Market!'

"They weren't doing a two for one on moisturisers, low fat yogurt or muesli then!!"

'The hair plugs are that noticeable, huh?'

"Wife and two hernias to support!"

"I've designed the logo for your new social media app. It's a dirty laundry basket."

Clown in supermarket looking at a tin of Canned Laughter.

Maze Leading to a Cheese Shop

White Sale

'I don't mind you buying the camouflage suit at the mall, but did you have to wear it home.?

'I know you felt great after ten laps around the track, Mr. Fandella, but remember you were driving.'

If you don't see what you want, buy something you don't want!

Private View.

'Mum! There's something in the paddling pool.'

"I'm not sure. Maybe it's my wife's butt size I'm thinking of!"

Authentic signed Holy Grail

'Dear, if the GPS can't find your nutritional yeast flakes, how can I?'

"That's it?"

Coffee tables styled as espresso, Americano and tall skinny latte.

Man catching shark with his foot

Donald Trump Christmas card

She had an impressive collection of hotel toiletries.

Al's Bar, All You Can Drink $375.

"Sorry, if you want a dial tone, there will be an extra charge on your phone bill"

'It's going to cost you extra if you want me to be honest with you.'

I shopped in the Garden of Eden.

"I've had enough of this diet. It's costing me to eat less."