Comedic Wardrobe Enthusiast Pillows

'I don't mind you buying the camouflage suit at the mall, but did you have to wear it home.?

Wedding Day Itinerary.

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'

'You must have one arm shorter than the other.'

''It's me or your stupid racing pigeons' I said - then immediately regretted it.'

"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"

'Let me guess - a toastmaster?'

'You should never wear a green parrot with a blue suit.'

'Can you wear something quieter than those old corduroys?'

"They weren't doing a two for one on moisturisers, low fat yogurt or muesli then!!"

"Young lady! You aren't going anywhere dressed like that!"

"You heading south again this summer?"

"I've designed the logo for your new social media app. It's a dirty laundry basket."

Vestibular Nerve: What it takes for a Vestibular System to wear paisleys with with pin stripes.

"Is that my skirt?!!"

Student to teacher: 'If my paper is late it's because I'm waiting for the most current event.'

'If they let me take you home for christmas, I'll be able to unwrap you with the presents...'

'Oh... I was supposed to swallow the pill?!'

"When you said you were getting a pet to help you through the lockdown, I thought you meant a cat."

'Fairy friday.'

"Actually, you don't have a pinched nerve...your underwear is too tight!"

Still in fashion

'So, what have we learnt here? We do not have knife fights on the bouncy castle!'

"... And you said this was you and your husband's first time shopping at Costco?"

Fat Kid 9- Mummy and Daddy are insane

Eskimo in Igloo

'I know you want to draw attentin to your blog, but having a wardrobe malfunction won't help.'

Hmmm, this reminds me...your mother called last night.

'Dear, if the GPS can't find your nutritional yeast flakes, how can I?'

Man in Crab Outfit

'He doesn't like to be called an Optometrist. He prefers the title 'Visionary'!'