Comedic Fashion Lover Pillows

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

'You must have one arm shorter than the other.'

Congratulations! - You have been nominated for the Turner Prize...

"They weren't doing a two for one on moisturisers, low fat yogurt or muesli then!!"

'You should never wear a green parrot with a blue suit.'

"I've designed the logo for your new social media app. It's a dirty laundry basket."

"I decided to go on land after I got the sneaker deal."

'I like a man in a suit.'

'I don't mind you buying the camouflage suit at the mall, but did you have to wear it home.?

'I know you felt great after ten laps around the track, Mr. Fandella, but remember you were driving.'

"... And you said this was you and your husband's first time shopping at Costco?"

'Well, I don't happen to believe you went there.'

'Could you give me bigger tits?'

"Actually, you don't have a pinched nerve...your underwear is too tight!"

'You heard the man, Harold. It's a formal cruise--go back to the room and put on your black flip-flops.'

'He can do 'roll over' and 'beg,' but he does 'sit' best.'

'Dear, if the GPS can't find your nutritional yeast flakes, how can I?'

'Early Toupees'.

Centurion with an empty plate.

The woman next door bought a coat exactly like mine!

'But we agreed on terracotta- you liked terracotta! I am not sending them back!'

'That's not what I had in mind when I asked for some encouragement!'

"As Spider-Man says, 'With great power comes great responsibility.'"

"Instead of ordering something every day, I ordered it all at one time. I feel less guilty that way."

TV Bookends

'NONE SHALL PASS! Except that little splash...that doesn't really count!'

Hammering Away

'I'm sorry, sir, but be have specific instructions from your wife not to sell you a speedo.'

Body Wash/Hog Wash.

'Do you have this in a shoe?'

Potters wheel.

Artist overlooks naked model for a bowl of apples.

'I distinctly said 'MAN.U'!!!'

Shampoo for Normal Hair, Oily Hair, Dry Hair, Hair that is Beyond Description.

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