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Too late, it occurred to Didier that he should have debuted his new line of lightening-rod inspired outfits indoors.

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

Haute Suture

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.

"Didn't your last blouse fall apart in two days?"

'You must have one arm shorter than the other.'

'Louise, everyone is wearing that this year ... don't be such a sheep to fashion.'

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

Granny Wear

'You should never wear a green parrot with a blue suit.'

"I've designed the logo for your new social media app. It's a dirty laundry basket."

'Gautier goes to Mothercare.'

"Where's the Nobel for fashion?"

'I don't mind you buying the camouflage suit at the mall, but did you have to wear it home.?

"The individual cheese slice. Oddly, not the first choice for the truly individual."

Skinny model in wardrobe - 'Clothes hang better on skinny models.'

"Actually, you don't have a pinched nerve...your underwear is too tight!"

'We have to talk.'

'Innovation is a way of life with him.'

What To Wear On The Interstate -The Spring Collection

The woman next door bought a coat exactly like mine!

Jewelry assists us in remembering those important dates...like wedding anniversaries.

'-when I think of the fortune we spent on her Elecution lessons'

Museum janitor waters floral paintings.

'I'm sorry, sir, but be have specific instructions from your wife not to sell you a speedo.'

Customs.

"All pointed objects, madam."

A Hair Loss Clinic in the form of a bald head.

How to draw a puppy!

"I'll try not to make it too much of a likeness."

'Hey, watch the threads.'

"Electric shorts."