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'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

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"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

Vivienne Westwood

I think the cat wants to go out.

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

"Didn't your last blouse fall apart in two days?"

Puss in Heels

'Louise, everyone is wearing that this year ... don't be such a sheep to fashion.'

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

'Gautier goes to Mothercare.'

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"Where's the Nobel for fashion?"

Melania Trump

"The individual cheese slice. Oddly, not the first choice for the truly individual."

"I spent twelve years making this. Where's MY award?"

Skinny model in wardrobe - 'Clothes hang better on skinny models.'

'Innovation is a way of life with him.'

"I only drink Arts and Crafts beer."

'We have to talk.'

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Obscene Hollywood phone call

"And, finally, I can put this charming toy plane on the dress because I am Ungaro."

Anna Wintour

'There is a fine line between chic and outrageous.'

'Buying work clothes is expensive enough, but now I'm also spending a fortune on Casual Friday outfits.'

'Don't mention my hair. I won't mention your pants.'

Evening Gown

'And what did you model-mashed potatoes and gravy?'

Elegant Lady

Someone admiring a bright shoe through binoculars.

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Two dancers in bejeweled suits and flat caps

"Can't beat that super glue for sticking power, huh?"