Craft Couture Enthusiast Gifts

Granny Wear

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

Haute Suture

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

I think the cat wants to go out.

"Didn't your last blouse fall apart in two days?"

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

Puss in Heels

'Louise, everyone is wearing that this year ... don't be such a sheep to fashion.'

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

'Gautier goes to Mothercare.'

Haute C. E. O., Business Couture - Lean In.

"Where's the Nobel for fashion?"

"I spent twelve years making this. Where's MY award?"

Melania Trump

"The individual cheese slice. Oddly, not the first choice for the truly individual."

Skinny model in wardrobe - 'Clothes hang better on skinny models.'

'We have to talk.'

The latest fall fashion trends

"I only drink Arts and Crafts beer."

Obscene Hollywood phone call

'Innovation is a way of life with him.'

'There is a fine line between chic and outrageous.'

"And, finally, I can put this charming toy plane on the dress because I am Ungaro."

'Buying work clothes is expensive enough, but now I'm also spending a fortune on Casual Friday outfits.'

'Don't mention my hair. I won't mention your pants.'

Two dancers in bejeweled suits and flat caps

Belling the Cat

'And what did you model-mashed potatoes and gravy?'

What To Wear On The Interstate -The Spring Collection

Someone admiring a bright shoe through binoculars.

Elegant Lady

Evening Gown