Vintage Couture Collector Gifts

'And what did you model-mashed potatoes and gravy?'

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

Demure lady with gloves

Wine Lady

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

Haute Suture

The Elliot Ness monster.

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Early Colour TV

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

The original paperless office

Pre-Television Man Caves

Vivienne Westwood

Clock and Watch Shop: Second-Hand Clocks and Minute-Hand Clocks.

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

"I don't care what it was or how hard it was to kill. It makes me look fat."

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

JET (Part I)

"Didn't your last blouse fall apart in two days?"

'Are you sure this wine is ten years old?' - 'Yes, I remember opening it ten years ago.'

I want to hold your hand

The Grecian Bend - Women's Fashion

"Haven't you a small one that would fit into a soldier's pack?"

Puss in Heels

Old fashioned Christmas shopping

"Personally, I'd recommend something a little less formal for being run out of town."

"Grandma's TV is so old it wasn't made in a foreign country."

"Perhaps you're right. Maybe we should upgrade our computer system."

An opera singer

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

Acme Petroleum, since 1925 and 9/10.

John Bull dressed in the French fashionable clothing of 1799

Josephine Baker