Vintage Couture Collector T-Shirts

'And what did you model-mashed potatoes and gravy?'

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

Demure lady with gloves

Wine Lady

Haute Suture

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

The Elliot Ness monster.

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

The original paperless office

Early Colour TV

Pre-Television Man Caves

JET (Part I)

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

"Didn't your last blouse fall apart in two days?"

'Are you sure this wine is ten years old?' - 'Yes, I remember opening it ten years ago.'

"I don't care what it was or how hard it was to kill. It makes me look fat."

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

Clock and Watch Shop: Second-Hand Clocks and Minute-Hand Clocks.

I want to hold your hand

The Grecian Bend - Women's Fashion

"Grandma's TV is so old it wasn't made in a foreign country."

Puss in Heels

Old fashioned Christmas shopping

"Personally, I'd recommend something a little less formal for being run out of town."

"Haven't you a small one that would fit into a soldier's pack?"

"Perhaps you're right. Maybe we should upgrade our computer system."

An opera singer

Josephine Baker

'They did a great job in restoring all the 19th century details, but this confounded dress code...'

Acme Petroleum, since 1925 and 9/10.

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

John Bull dressed in the French fashionable clothing of 1799