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Joggers in the Park c.1949

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

Diner.

Wine Lady

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

Victorian Lady

A women in a shoeshop.

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

The original paperless office

"Hipsters"

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

Early Colour TV

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

That's supposed to say garage sale!

Baby rocks!

Vivienne Westwood

Pre-Television Man Caves

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

Roasted

"Didn't your last blouse fall apart in two days?"

"We've intended to ask you about it for some time, Doctor, but never got around to it."

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

JET (Part I)

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

'Are you sure this wine is ten years old?' - 'Yes, I remember opening it ten years ago.'

Clock and Watch Shop: Second-Hand Clocks and Minute-Hand Clocks.

Dick's hobby of collecting manhole covers kept him out of trouble... except of the hernias.

'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'

"We can be old-timey office workers for Halloween."

A man wearing a ruff and a feather cap