Car Couture Enthusiast Gifts

What To Wear On The Interstate -The Spring Collection

"Why do they do that?"

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

"I need to tinkle."

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

Haute Suture

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

Dog Park

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

Under pressure.

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

Deflator mouse

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

Useless add-ons.

Motor Tourism

Coexist. Coexhaust.

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

"The car is in the garage, but I had to drive over the lawnmower."

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

'My ambition used to drive the economy. Now it drives my Mercedes.'

Some cars need a backseat steering wheel.