Car Couture Lovers Gifts

A Car checking out some Cardigans made for Cars

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

Haute Suture

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

'My ambition used to drive the economy. Now it drives my Mercedes.'

Vivienne Westwood

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

'It's too cheap, can I haggle you up?'

Dog wiping windscreen with tail

"Four hours study and the poor love still can't decide which luxury saloon to buy for himself."

A souped up car...

'If you're not over-protective of your new SUV, then why on earth would you bring it way out here on our hunting trip?'

'Louise, everyone is wearing that this year ... don't be such a sheep to fashion.'

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

Granny Wear

Chicken Road Crossing

Old woman knocks down man because she didn't have enough gas to go around him.

Top model

Car number plate reads - 'My multi-national corporation right or wrong.'

Self driving car containing a baby elephant

'In retrospect naming the business after me probably wasn't a good idea,'

The car showroom

'Gautier goes to Mothercare.'

Haute C. E. O., Business Couture - Lean In.

"Where's the Nobel for fashion?"

Take me to: Your leader.

Melania Trump

"You're old, you're losing fluid and now you're breaking down...I better have you scrapped."

"Is it me, or does the old man still look angry at us for denting his Cadillac?"

"So...are you still saving up to buy a 1964 Chevy Impala now that Joey has one?"

"It'h thnowing. . .me no like thnow in thpring. . . "

'The jacuzzi, the workshop and the wine cellar is standard, but the swimming pool, the grill patio and the media room is optional!'. (Selling an oversize SUV).

'Don't let any SUV's pass us.'

"Personally, he did very well out of the downsizing."