Car Couture Lovers Gifts

A Car checking out some Cardigans made for Cars

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

Haute Suture

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

'It's too cheap, can I haggle you up?'

'If you're not over-protective of your new SUV, then why on earth would you bring it way out here on our hunting trip?'

"Four hours study and the poor love still can't decide which luxury saloon to buy for himself."

A souped up car...

Dog wiping windscreen with tail

'Louise, everyone is wearing that this year ... don't be such a sheep to fashion.'

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

Granny Wear

Top model

Chicken Road Crossing

Self driving car containing a baby elephant

Car number plate reads - 'My multi-national corporation right or wrong.'

Old woman knocks down man because she didn't have enough gas to go around him.

'In retrospect naming the business after me probably wasn't a good idea,'

The car showroom

Haute C. E. O., Business Couture - Lean In.

'Gautier goes to Mothercare.'

Take me to: Your leader.

"Where's the Nobel for fashion?"

Does this skirt make it look like sexy fat?

"Personally, he did very well out of the downsizing."

'The jacuzzi, the workshop and the wine cellar is standard, but the swimming pool, the grill patio and the media room is optional!'. (Selling an oversize SUV).

'Don't let any SUV's pass us.'

Melania Trump

"It'h thnowing. . .me no like thnow in thpring. . . "

"The Chancellor insists on people getting 'advice' on what to do with their pension ports if they cash them in."