Luxury Car Lover Gifts

"He adored that old car !"

Section 21, Paragraph B: When two or more vehicles come to a stop simultaneously, the most expansive vehicle enjoys the right of way.

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

'The only reason you married me is because my father left me a fortune!'

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"I told you not to ask where he sees himself in five years."

"Baldo...I need you to clean the restrooms!"

"Wow. You DO own the road."

Jaguar on a bonnet with a plaster on its back.

Bill was a promising young doctor, a geneticist. . . and clearly a gambler!

'Just stay calm and ask if they've got valet parking.'

Man's hair matches his car doors.

'I'm looking for something that says 'luxury'... but most of all... 'get out of the way!''

Yeah, I guess I couldn't drive a new Maserati into a wall, either.

'Don't let any SUV's pass us.'

'He says he'd like his change in Skodas...'

Car number plate reads - 'My multi-national corporation right or wrong.'

"That's the problem with imports. Most of them come from another country."

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

How come rich kids do so well on SAT tests? Their parents give them books, fancy trips, lessons and

New Shoes.

Jewellery Shop: Disposable income spoken here.

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”