Luxury Car Aficionado Gifts

Expensive plumber

'Wow! a stretch limo!'

He says he'd like his change in Skodas...'

Sally Ann is a practical nurse...A very practical nurse...she married five of her oldest, sickest, wealthiest patients.

'Limousines'

'If you're not over-protective of your new SUV, then why on earth would you bring it way out here on our hunting trip?'

"WHAT?! At £1.65 a litre, someone's making a fortune!"

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

'My ambition used to drive the economy. Now it drives my Mercedes.'

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

It's great for pulling the birds!

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

'It's too cheap, can I haggle you up?'

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

The Ladies Who Lurch.

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

"Nothing serious - just some twenties stuck in your crankshaft."

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

"My secret is having a ton of money to buy the best ingredients."

'Oh - go get yourself a porsche.'

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.