Luxury Car Aficionado Mugs

Expensive plumber

'Wow! a stretch limo!'

He says he'd like his change in Skodas...'

Sally Ann is a practical nurse...A very practical nurse...she married five of her oldest, sickest, wealthiest patients.

'Limousines'

'If you're not over-protective of your new SUV, then why on earth would you bring it way out here on our hunting trip?'

"WHAT?! At £1.65 a litre, someone's making a fortune!"

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

It's great for pulling the birds!

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

'It's too cheap, can I haggle you up?'

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

The Ladies Who Lurch.

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

"Nothing serious - just some twenties stuck in your crankshaft."

"My secret is having a ton of money to buy the best ingredients."

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

'Oh - go get yourself a porsche.'

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

"We’d like a quiet table for two where my wife can justify spending three grand for a handbag."

"That's weird. The app says to look for a Nissan Sentra."

"Port outbound, starboard home."