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Melania Trump

'Hemlines will remain the same this year, but legs will be shorter.'

'Wow ! look at the zips on him'

Evening Gown

"Just be yourself."

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

'What do you do with the time you save?'

Champagne

Dressed for Success!

High security Santa's grotto

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

Ladies of the Creation! - No. VIII - Mary protecting the weaker sex

Cut!

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

New Suit.

"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"

'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

A Macaroni in 1772

A little bird told me...

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

Ladies by the seaside

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

"We tried 'Baby Mozart,' but he prefers 'Baby John Cage.'"

Out of kilter.

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'