Chic Aficionado Gifts

"Somewhere in France Balzac, the parrot, cries Yves Saint Laurent, Yves Saint Laurent, every time the doorbell rings."

Lady having her hair dyed

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

Dressed for Success!

Ladies of the Creation! - No. VIII - Mary protecting the weaker sex

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

Back to school.

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

Rape of the Lock- The Dream

"I believe I have just reached a whole new level of cozy."

'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

New Suit.

A Macaroni in 1772

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

Out of kilter.

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

Elegant woman in backless dress.

The wind catches Congressman Blowviatt's jerkin.

Fourth Tableau of Das Rheingold

"So, how do you want it?"

"Excuse me, but could you ask the chef to make this a little more photogenic?"

Square Cut

The Dandy

"You're wasting your time, I'll never understand which one is Liam Hemsworth and which one is Chris Hemsworth."

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 1) - Putto Figure in Lower Part of Image Altered for Publication

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'

Peak Beard/High Peak Beard

"This could be the marriage all our other marriages were for!"

Purple dress