Aesthetic Aficionado Gifts

"Excuse me, but could you ask the chef to make this a little more photogenic?"

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

"Sunday Magazine: Living Rooms that No One Live In"

Rape of the Lock- The Dream

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 1) - Putto Figure in Lower Part of Image Altered for Publication

Moska - For A Symons's Article on Dieppe

The Toilet of Helen - For Beardsley's Story 'Under the Hill'

The Fruit Bearers - For Beardsley's Story 'Under the Hill'

Fourth Tableau of Das Rheingold

Laurence Llewellyn Bowen.

'I know we're all terrified of malpractice suits, Bob, but as plastic surgeons, I think we can do a little more than just 'style his hair and call it a day.''hair

'Madam realises we're talking serious money here?'

"These clouds are really plush!"

You're my Mona Lisa.

Copycats

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

Madonna of the Pukes.

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

Paul Klee

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

Cariactures

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

Dressed for Success!

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

(Camel paintings)

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

'Of all the nerve!...Making us sit through the whole of their Bayeux Tapestries!!'

German Expressionist Breakfast

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'