Couture Fanatic Gifts

'The sequel to The Emperor Wore No Clothes.'

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

Leadership suits you

Men's business romper.

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"Thank god I bought my layers."

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

Cat Tie

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

Keeping warm.

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

Joined at the hipster.

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

wattle covers

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

Two circus clowns see each other dressed for a costume party.

"I am dressed for the job I want."

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

"Good news! She's asking for her Banana Republic and Williams-Sonoma catalogues."

'That'll be four thousand and eighty pounds please'

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

She loved the sound her gown made when she ran

Changing Room Decisions

Congratulations on the new you!

Normal Beard vs. Hipster Beard

His and Her wardrobe's