'Hey, watch the threads.'
Combat Couture Enthusiast Gifts
Looking for a gift for the combat couture enthusiast? Explore our creative range of products that blend fashion and fierce attitude. From humorous mugs to statement t-shirts, find something that speaks their stylish combat spirit. Our curated selection celebrates the love for bold, fashion-forward expressions with a witty twist, ensuring your gift leaves a lasting impression. Perfect for those who love to merge style with a little bit of edge.
'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'
"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."
"This round, forget the finesse. Hit him."
'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'
"I can't imagine how things could get any worse."
A street fight.
'Louise, everyone is wearing that this year ... don't be such a sheep to fashion.'
On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?
Granny Wear
An incident from the Eglinton Tournament, scene 2.
"Hey Ref - any chance you can get those buzzards to quit circling over my fighter?"
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'Soon as your endorphins kick in, you'll feel great.'
Dogfights/Drone Fights
'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'
'It's good to see you sweating off your stress.'
"Where's the Nobel for fashion?"
'When are you gonna get me some real competition?'
'Such petulance!'
Mike Tyson
'Now, I want you to get back out there and beg him for mercy!'
BREAK TIME! Take a break!
'We have to talk.'
"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists."
'Innovation is a way of life with him.'
Universal Soldier/ Local Anaesthetic
Black BeltBlue BeltBlack and Blue Belt.
UFC on steroids...
'Maybe we should just quit while we can.'
"Luke, use the fork!"
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'I want a clear, fair fight - ah, what am I saying? - just beat the heck out of each other.'
'He looks mean. Avoid eye contact.'
'No wait. It's not the end of the round. It's just my mobile ringing.'
Combat Couture Enthusiast Gifts Collection
Combat Couture Enthusiast Mugs
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Combat Couture Enthusiast Pillows
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Combat Couture Enthusiast Prints
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