Combat Enthusiast Gifts

"I can't imagine how things could get any worse."

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

A street fight.

Punching out Teeth.

'Anybody who says women wouldn't do well in combat is a bachelor'

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

'When are you gonna get me some real competition?'

'Before we start - Would you like a goodnight kiss?'

'I don't mind the odd bite from him - but LOVE bites?'

'No wait. It's not the end of the round. It's just my mobile ringing.'

"The insurance fraud investigators caught me competing in the mixed martial arts tournament."

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Neo-International Law

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

Military Medals

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

"This round, forget the finesse. Hit him."

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

Lost around a military base.

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

Family Salutes as Father Comes Home.

Kamikaze Colour

"That's my dad back when he was, like, militarized."

"And finally, I implore the jury not to take my clients lack of alibi and blatant lies out of context."

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

Joan of Arc goes sword shopping.

"This one is for not complaining about stretched too thin handling domestic and foreign crises."

'Son...old soldiers don't die...they just get medal fatigue.'

'Walter isn't truly happy unless he's bombing some country.'

'You know the rules, private - no pets!'

"Lemming Boot Camp"

Progress?