Combat Connoisseur Gifts

An incident from the Eglinton Tournament, scene 2.

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

The Family Joules: Part 21

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

The First Annual Game Show Week.

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

Math Camp. I should have read the brochure more carefully before I signed up -- It says "Go on an add-venture and have sum fun"!

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

"You dropped yer wallet."

"No party - it's for testing the atom smasher."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Seven

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

Malcolm Sargent

"This round, forget the finesse. Hit him."

"Don't worry your majesty, they can't see you, this is a one way mirror."

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

Traffic Cone Monsters

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

Inaction Figure

"The enemy will never be able to spot our troops in the new camouflage scheme General."

I think my work ethic needs some work. Not to mention some ethics.

The Family Joules: Part 3

"I'm in disguise."

"I thought he was into fitness, but his 'fitness tracker' turned out to be a flea and tick collar."

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

'Don't worry it's organic...'

"I can't imagine how things could get any worse."

A street fight.

Pisa Hut.

Man frozen in portrait pose.

Heaven

"Dr. Livingstone will see you now."

'The first cocktail.'