Battle Enthusiast Gifts

'Why are they all picking on me?'

Agincourt 1415

It's my pre-battle jam.

Our Reserves - The Battle of Amesbury

'You and whose army?'

Roman paramedic.

'Unfortunately, no major battles were ever fought on this field, so it will never appear on TV.'

BIBLE STORIES, 'This is full of battle and other BOY stuff - not a single romantic comedy!'

'Watch what you're doing with that, or you'll have somebody's eye out!'

"Yes I know! This i just a re-enactment!"

"I hate Mondays."

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Neo-International Law

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

Military Medals

Warrior Woman

Epic Battles

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

Infantry.

Lost around a military base.

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

"This round, forget the finesse. Hit him."

Kamikaze Colour

Family Salutes as Father Comes Home.

"And finally, I implore the jury not to take my clients lack of alibi and blatant lies out of context."

"That's my dad back when he was, like, militarized."

"It's the kind of missile system that says, 'Hey, these peace negotiations aren't really going very well.'"

"I can't imagine how things could get any worse."

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

'You must have misunderstood, dear -- I'm sure they don't sell old generals at government auctions!'