Battlefield Enthusiast Gifts

The Attack on Fredericksburg - The Forlorn Hope Scaling the Hill (Marye's Heights)

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Neo-International Law

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

Military Medals

Warrior Woman

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

Epic Battles

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

Infantry.

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

Lost around a military base.

Kamikaze Colour

Family Salutes as Father Comes Home.

"It's the kind of missile system that says, 'Hey, these peace negotiations aren't really going very well.'"

"That's my dad back when he was, like, militarized."

"I can't imagine how things could get any worse."

"This one is for not complaining about stretched too thin handling domestic and foreign crises."

The camouflage in vietnam was more comfortable

'You must have misunderstood, dear -- I'm sure they don't sell old generals at government auctions!'

Vladimir Putin.

Eye Off the Ball

Trilby - 'Dodor in his glory'.

Two Wrongs Make Iraq

"Lemming Boot Camp"

We Don't Know Much

'I never saw a tracer bullet that I didn't admire for color, clarity and swiftness.'

'Walter isn't truly happy unless he's bombing some country.'

Oooops!

'Son...old soldiers don't die...they just get medal fatigue.'

'You know the rules, private - no pets!'