Warfare Enthusiast Gifts

Bayeux Tapestry: 'Ah well, it's all part of ...'

"There are plenty of domestic issues that need to be addressed."

The Unknown Military Contractor

European Equilibrium

"Headquarters says their menu options may have changed."

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

Iron clad sailors

Siege of Charleston - Sinking of Monitor USS Weehawken in High Seas

Men on horseback discussing war

Irish Rebellion 1798 - Loyal Drummer Piked by Rebels

"It's blank because we haven't found a new war yet."

Cannonballism Through the Ages

"I know the enemy of my enemy is my friend, but we're bombing ourselves again."

North Korea's Hidden Rockets

Tank

'All the great wars have been fought.'

The Signs of Time

A Cow Tank.

'Cap'n, why's the enemy fire so accurate after we deployed the smoke screen?'

'I told you to keep an eye on that machine gun.'

"Nobody told me that world domination could be so complicated."

Two Men In A Tank.

Arthur Wellesley, 1st Duke of Wellington

The Mouse That Squeaked

How's my Aiming?

For the War Inventions Board. The Hot-bottler for Warming high-landers' Legs after a Night in the Trenches.

British Patent (applied for) The Outflanking Machine for Turning Movements

Delayed Action Bomb Machine

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Neo-International Law

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

Military Medals

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."